OH MY GOD, i thought she had red trousers on the dog somehow ripped her body in half.
For that comment.
this gif was a whole lot funnier with that comment.
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
A Summary of Harry Potter
Hermione: Don't do the thing, Harry!
Ron: Let's do the thing, Harry!
Snape: Don't do the thing you dunderheaded ball of deaf ignorance.
McGonagall: Mr. Potter, don't you dare do the thing.
Dumbledore: Hmmm... Perhaps you shouldn't do the thing, but here are some tools, explained in the most vague way possible, to get the thing done, I'm counting on you.
Hagrid: All the details about the thing.
Sirius: James, I mean,Harry, back in my school days with James, your father,we always did the thing.
Remus: Sirius, perhaps you shouldn't encourage him, but if you're going to here's a map to help with the thing.
Draco: Potter can't possible accomplish the thing. Prat.
Luna: We must go at this thing from the side while riding nargles to freedom.
Voldemort: THERE IS NO THING BUT POWER AND THOSE TOO WEAK TO ACCEPT IT!!!
Harry: I'm doing the thing! I'm doinG IT RIGHT NOW! CONSIDER THE THING DONE!
why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable
reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
